Cognito Ergo Sum

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARI~!

I had halfway written up something nice and long for you but then my attention span failed me and I was at a loss at how to characterize some things. So! You get a mainly self-absorbed (hopefully) funny story in the meantime because, yay birthday. It's just this popped into my head on four hours sleep and I thought it would be fun to write. Also maybe for Roxas-mun for the wisdom teeth thing. D: But mainly for happy birthday and being cool and awesome and the best emo-kid on the block.

I will take requests to make it up for you...

( How Ari and Roxas cannot properly angst about their existence when Bart is around to pester them )