Belated-Valentine's Day sap meme...

Okay, because some wonderfully silly person gave Bart chocolates (no really, what the heck crazy person I love you...) everyone benefits! Or suffers! It's up to interpretation!

Basically comment here for some sap/crack/sappy crack/wheel of morality turn turn turn writing. If you comment with characters "character A/character B" you get couple fic. If you comment "character A and character B" then no romance but they probably will be talking about something schmoopy and romantic.

Go wild. Fear my lack of sap writing abilities...