Relationship List version 2.0: Bigger, longer and uncut

This took far too much time and makes me cry that Bart is not as social as he should be. Anyway, if you're not on there or something major happened recently (I tried to edit the major upheavals) poke me. But Bart's default expectation of people is to like them and expect that they're decent and upstanding. It's easy to get on his good side and very hard to get on his bad side. Automatic bonus points are stuff like understanding his rambling, caring for his friends, liking video games and/or comic books. Automatic deduction points are being evil, hurting people he cares about, and creating campwide emo. Now onto the specifics!

( And I'd like to get to know you but you're talking much too slowly )