"He's *my* dork, all right?!"

The "Cassie and Buffy meet and snark" story that I had been trying to fix forever before just giving up at 2,440 words. There is early-kind-of-a-snot!Wonder Girl, possessive!Buffy, Kon/Buffy sap, and a bonus scene of Bart annoying Robin. Yay?

( I cannot write catfights )