1. Okay, if I was going to make a business of the cape deal, Oracle is the best way I'd go about it. I mean, this person can network and hack any system. Instead of going out and busting heads she collects information. I bet he likes Macs too...
2. Squirrel Girl. There's no way I could take her seriously mind you, but apparently if she can give the ruler of Latveria problems with nut-chucking rodents...well.
3. Spider-Man. Maybe. I mean, the guy gets enough bad rap. I don't believe the Bugle about how he's the anti-Christ, and I guess there were enough times it was believable that he saved, well, everyone. But I bet if someone gave him enough cash and a cushy guard job he'd probably give it up. Nobody is that selfless.
4. The Question is a paranoid conspiracy nut. But at least he would have called the Skrull burger mess way beforehand.
5. ...Molly. If she doesn't grow out of it, I think she'd be someone I could trust to do the right thing. And fuck you, she counts.
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2. Squirrel Girl. There's no way I could take her seriously mind you, but apparently if she can give the ruler of Latveria problems with nut-chucking rodents...well.
3. Spider-Man. Maybe. I mean, the guy gets enough bad rap. I don't believe the Bugle about how he's the anti-Christ, and I guess there were enough times it was believable that he saved, well, everyone. But I bet if someone gave him enough cash and a cushy guard job he'd probably give it up. Nobody is that selfless.
4. The Question is a paranoid conspiracy nut. But at least he would have called the Skrull burger mess way beforehand.
5. ...Molly. If she doesn't grow out of it, I think she'd be someone I could trust to do the right thing. And fuck you, she counts.